Q1) You're sitting here in OTF a year from now celebrating what a great year it's been for you, what moment did you achieve greatness?:
I achieved greatness the day I was born. I am awesome.

Q2) Who is your role model at Outpost10F?:
...I don't have one? I mean, outside of myself. Because, really. Have you even met me?

Q3) What things do you not like to do, but have to?:
Anything involving other people. Ugh, people.

Q4) Tell me about a favorite project in real life or an accomplishment that you considered to be the most significant?: I'm currently learning German and am super stoked about it because it's going really well so far. My brain is cooperating, yay!

Q5) What does a great day entail?:
A good amount of sleep. Sleeeep. Talking to friends, too, I guess. Mostly good sleep, though.

Q6) Describe yourself in 5 words?:
Sleepy grumpy old man. Awesome.

Q7) Of the 5 words you placed in the previous question, define an example of yourself being that?:
Have you even met me?

Q8) What's your superpower, or what's your spirit animal?:
Jeff Goldblum. Y'all can decide which one that answers. Or decide it answers both, because it does. It totally does.

Q9) If you could elect an OTF patron to lead your country who would they be and why?:
Dude, no.

Q10) If you were to encounter Iain on the street, what would take place?:
Probably nothing since I probably wouldn't even recognize him. I would smile and wave if he had a sign, though. Bright sparkly sign.

Q11) Favorite in-chat experience?:
I don't have a particular favorite. I just like when my friends are in and there some awesome conversations going on.

Q12) What is your best memory of the previous year?:
I don't remember much?

Q13) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?:
Somewhere, anywhere. Probably even more of a grumpy old man. If I'm lucky, there will also be an army of telepathic flying velociraptors with me.

Q14) If you could add any feature or function to the Outpost what would it be?:
JEFF GOLDBLUM AVATARS.

Q15) Do you have a story to share?:
I went to see Zoso not too long ago. They're a Led Zeppelin cover band, and pretty awesome. Anyway, there were loads of drunk people and there was this one really plastered chick, I think she was already drunk when she arrived, and anyway. She tried to slow dance to a drum solo. It was both confusing, and very entertaining.

Q16) Make up your own question and answer:
Banana 74 hullaballo tree? Spaghetti.

Q17) Additional Comments:
I like time travel.

Q18) Ideas for the 20th Anniversary Yearbook:
Jeff Goldblum, mustaches, and tentacles. Dinosaurs are acceptable, too.