Mad Libs!

Navi's First Day at Hogwarts

by Carol

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One day, as a young Navi magically (verb) through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a (adjective) place. She immediately realized it was the (name of House) common room at Hogwarts School of (noun) and (noun). Rushing in to her (magical school subject) class to start her (noun), Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi (verb) across her favorite Professor, (pet’s name) (color-body part). "Professor," Navi asked (adverb), "how did I get here?" (color-body part) stopped and said, "I used the (nonsense Latin word) spell to bring you here. You're a (noun) Navi!" Blinking, Navi (verb) and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is (adjective) news! I've always known I was a (same noun)!"
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but (verb). She thought, "This is like a (noun)." But it wasn't a (same noun); it was (adjective).

AJ - Winner

One day, as a young Navi magically rode through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a shining place. She immediately realized it was the Bolton House common room at Hogwarts School of French and Pilots. Rushing in to her Rune Sculpting class to start her teacher, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi split across her favorite Professor, Arnie Beige-Cruciate Ligament. "Professor," Navi asked longingly, "how did I get here?” Beige-Cruciate Ligament stopped and said, "I used the Projectus spell to bring you here. You're a student, Navi!" Blinking, Navi comforted and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is wet news! I've always known I was a student!”
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but pickle. She thought, "This is like a shrub." But it wasn't a shrub; it was verdant.

Hobbie - Honorable Mention

One day, as a young Navi magically sang through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a shining place. She immediately realized it was the Organa common room at Hogwarts School of Cups and Clouds. Rushing in to her Alchemy Applied to Drink Mixology class to start her livestock, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi cheated across her favorite Professor Fry Tealbutt. "Professor," Navi asked simply, "how did I get here?" Tealbutt stopped and said, "I used the Inflatio spell to bring you here. You're a sludge, Navi!" Blinking, Navi thwarted and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is loud news! I've always known I was a sludge!"
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but glare. She thought, "This is like a journey." But it wasn't a journey; it was exhausting.

Pheeble aTemps - Honorable Mention

One day, as a young Navi magically attempted through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a majestic place. She immediately realized it was the Baelish common room at Hogwarts School of Notebooks and Windows. Rushing in to her Unicorn Styling 101 class to start her requisition form, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi disgorged across her favorite Professor Pug Bleppington Puce-eyebrow. "Professor," Navi asked melodically, "how did I get here?" Puce-eyebrow stopped and said, "I used the Paradomicaliasis spell to bring you here. You're a traffic light, Navi!" Blinking, Navi whistled and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is tragic news! I've always known I was a traffic light!"
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but evaluate. She thought, "This is like a calculator." But it wasn't a calculator; it was bright.

Robert

One day, as a young Navi magically ran through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a blue place. She immediately realized it was the Ravenclaw common room at Hogwarts School of Books and Quills. Rushing in to her Potions class to start her desk, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi kicked across her favorite Professor Sparky Greenleg. "Professor," Navi asked angrily, "how did I get here?" Greenleg stopped and said, "I used the Nomeni spell to bring you here. You're a laptop Navi!" Blinking, Navi ran and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is seductive news! I've always known I was a laptop!"
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but kick. She thought, "This is like a hat." But it wasn't a hat; it was purple.

Brent

One day, as a young Navi magically jumped through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a bright place. She immediately realized it was the Octavyan common room at Hogwarts School of Floors and Ceilings. Rushing in to her Potions class to start her jar, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi looked across her favorite Professor Jaime Greenhair. "Professor," Navi asked slowly, "how did I get here?" Greenhair stopped and said, "I used the brewus spell to bring you here. You're a glass, Navi!" Blinking, Navi drank and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is drunk news! I've always known I was a glass!"
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but help. She thought, "This is like a dog." But it wasn't a dog; it was felled.

Michiel

One day, as a young Navi magically truncated through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a spooky place. She immediately realized it was the Hooflepoof common room at Hogwarts School of Knobs and Shafts. Rushing in to her Intermediate Smells class to start her ball, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi jerked across her favorite Professor Louis Magentaknuckle. "Professor," Navi asked jubilantly, "how did I get here?" Magentaknuckle stopped and said, "I used the Impertusorium spell to bring you here. You're a fold, Navi!" Blinking, Navi held and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is gruesome news! I've always known I was a fold!" Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but dangle. She thought, "This is like a carcass." But it wasn't a carcass; it was cute.

Jadzia Jaxx

One day, as a young Navi magically slapped through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a miniscule place. She immediately realized it was the House of Cards common room at Hogwarts School of Wands and Pumpkins. Rushing in to her Potions class to start her dog, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi gargled across her favorite Professor Maggie Charcoalthumb. "Professor," Navi asked ridiculously, "how did I get here?" Charcoalthumb stopped and said, "I used the freckleitis spell to bring you here. You're a bone, Navi!" Blinking, Navi baked and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is smoky news! I've always known I was a bone!"
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but whisper. She thought, "This is like a unicorn." But it wasn't a unicorn; it was spicy.

Navi

One day, as a young Navi magically shimmied through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in an orange place. She immediately realized it was the Full House common room at Hogwarts School of Baskets and Staplers. Rushing in to her Defense Against the Dark Arts class to start her turtle, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi ground across her favorite Professor Toulouse Lavenderfemur. "Professor," Navi asked angrily, "how did I get here?" Lavenderfemur stopped and said, "I used the Nuttus Butterus spell to bring you here. You're a custodian, Navi!" Blinking, Navi expelled and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is cowardly news! I've always known I was a custodian!"
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but heave. She thought, "This is like a paperclip." But it wasn't a paperclip; it was golden.

Tanya

One day, as a young Navi magically hacked through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a slimy place. She immediately realized it was the Sonatapuff common room at Hogwarts School of Necklaces and Paint Boxes. Rushing in to her Divination class to start her paper airplane, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi pushed across her favorite Professor, Shookcranks Violetshoulder. "Professor," Navi asked merrily, "how did I get here?” Violetshoulder stopped and said, "I used the Merradalus spell to bring you here. You're a shoe, Navi!" Blinking, Navi ran and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is clear news! I've always known I was a shoe!”
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but drink. She thought, "This is like a candy cane." But it wasn't a candy cane; it was shiny.

Soka

One day, as a young Navi magically sneaked through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a huge place. She immediately realized it was the Mogh common room at Hogwarts School of Walls and Brooms. Rushing in to her Witching class to start her package, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi sighed across her favorite Professor, Jerry Greenwrist. "Professor," Navi asked quickly, "how did I get here?” Greenwrist stopped and said, "I used the Ineptiarum spell to bring you here. You're a glasses, Navi!" Blinking, Navi learned and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is bad news! I've always known I was a glasses!”
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but row. She thought, "This is like a chair." But it wasn't a chair; it was stable.

T'Pel

One day, as a young Navi magically tripped through her front yard, she suddenly found herself in a squishy place. She immediately realized it was the Ravenclaw common room at Hogwarts School of Sofas and Teddy Bears. Rushing in to her Potions class to start her quiffle, Navi found herself wondering, "How did I get here?" On the way out of the common room, Navi danced across her favorite Professor, Mr. Mittens Chartreuse-squishybubbles. "Professor," Navi asked prettily, "how did I get here?” Chartreuse-squishybubbles stopped and said, "I used the Effrutin spell to bring you here. You're a pillow, Navi!" Blinking, Navi ran and nodded, "Thank you Professor! This is heavy news! I've always known I was a pillow!”
Resuming her rush to class, Navi couldn't help but hug. She thought, "This is like a lobster." But it wasn't a lobster; it was bouncy.