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After answering (number) emails, listening to (OTF Member #1) lengthy rants about how (OTF Member #2) and (OTF Member #3) would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that (Game of Thrones character) was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to (verb) to (place) with Alexis and Emmett. This was a (adjective) experience, especially since she knew that packing enough (travel item) was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a (adjective) time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan (food item) at the hot new local restaurant, (adjective) (color) (noun). It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched (TV show) on TV until they all felt (adjective). Katrina made them all warm glasses of (non-alcoholic beverage), and they went to bed.
Brent - Winner
After answering 92 emails, listening to Alexis’s lengthy rants about how Tanya and Andrew would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Khaleesi was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to ride to Native Foods with Alexis and Emmett. This was a YUUUUGE experience, especially since she knew that packing enough toothpaste was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a giant time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan zucchini at the hot new local restaurant, Green Chopped Glass. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Star Wars Rebels on TV until they all felt hot. Katrina made them all warm glasses of horchata, and they went to bed.
Katrina
After answering 47 emails, listening to Navi’s lengthy rants about how Tanya and Carol would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Cersei was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to euthanize to the rings of Saturn with Alexis and Emmett. This was a common experience, especially since she knew that packing enough battery packs was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a decrepit time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan tomato sandwiches at the hot new local restaurant, Graceful Purple Arena. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Farscape on TV until they all felt abundant. Katrina made them all warm glasses of spiced apple cider, and they went to bed.
AJ - Honorable Mention
After answering √2 emails, listening to Tanya’s lengthy rants about how Al and Jaden Korr would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Lord Varys was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to gallop to Essos with Alexis and Emmett. This was a barren experience, especially since she knew that packing enough compasses was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a defective time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan self-raising flour at the hot new local restaurant, Duck-Egg Blue Fantastic Sailor. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched the World Cup Final on TV until they all felt zealous. Katrina made them all warm glasses of gravy, and they went to bed.
Tanya - Honorable Mention
After answering 2 emails, listening to Carol’s lengthy rants about how Michiel and Mitsky would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Arya Stark was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to ride to Ray’s apartment with Alexis and Emmett. This was a fluffy experience, especially since she knew that packing enough toothbrushes was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a flat time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan spring rolls at the hot new local restaurant, Abrasive Magenta Painting. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Once Upon a Time on TV until they all felt smelly. Katrina made them all warm glasses of eggnog, and they went to bed.
Carol
After answering 88 emails, listening to Carol’s lengthy rants about how Tanya and Michiel would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Cersei was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to think to Kings Landing with Alexis and Emmett. This was a different experience, especially since she knew that packing enough passports was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a high time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan turkey legs at the hot new local restaurant, Blood Red Delicious Plate. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Friends on TV until they all felt colossal. Katrina made them all warm glasses of water, and they went to bed.
Robert
After answering 42 emails, listening to Tanya’s lengthy rants about how Andrew Maxwell and HAL would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Ned Stark was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to kick to the serveroom with Alexis and Emmett. This was a blue experience, especially since she knew that packing enough suitcases was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a green time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan tomatoes at the hot new local restaurant, Red Soft Fox. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Whose Line is it Anyway on TV until they all felt comfortable. Katrina made them all warm glasses of water, and they went to bed.
Hobbie
After answering 6 emails, listening to Phoebe’s lengthy rants about how Brent and Soka would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Oberyn Martell was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to wink to Niagara Falls with Alexis and Emmett. This was an oversized experience, especially since she knew that packing enough foldable toothbrushes was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a sunny time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan tacos at the hot new local restaurant, Used Purple Prize. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Firefly on TV until they all felt gentle. Katrina made them all warm glasses of iced tea, and they went to bed.
Michiel
After answering 2077 emails, listening to Navi’s lengthy rants about how Mela and Deus would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Hodor was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to suggest to the bedroom with Alexis and Emmett. This was a rubbery experience, especially since she knew that packing enough toothbrushes was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a fascinating time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan Mars bars at the hot new local restaurant, Tremendous Taupe Mirror. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on TV until they all felt hideous. Katrina made them all warm glasses of non-alcoholic beer, and they went to bed.
Jadzia Jaxx
After answering 55 emails, listening to Tanya’s lengthy rants about how Matt and Obi-Jan would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Joffrey was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to spoil to the coffee shop with Alexis and Emmett. This was a spikey experience, especially since she knew that packing enough neck pillows was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a cowardly time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan popcorn at the hot new local restaurant, Ancient Purple Bucket. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Voyager on TV until they all felt forbidden. Katrina made them all warm glasses of Shirley Temples, and they went to bed.
Pheeble aTemps
After answering several billion emails, listening to Michiel’s lengthy rants about how Demon Slayer and Ray would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Mord was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to float to the games arcade with Alexis and Emmett. This was a paper-thin experience, especially since she knew that packing enough toothbrushes was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a dysfunctional time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan crackers at the hot new local restaurant, Explosive Taupe Car Keys. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Dinosaurs on TV until they all felt mawkish. Katrina made them all warm cups of tea, and they went to bed.
Navi
After answering over 9,000 emails, listening to Eagle’s lengthy rants about how Hobbie and Brent would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that The Hound was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to switch to prison with Alexis and Emmett. This was a transparent experience, especially since she knew that packing enough walking sticks was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a negligent time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan sushi at the hot new local restaurant, Shaggy Periwinkle Vagabond. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched Orange is the New Black on TV until they all felt cantankerous. Katrina made them all warm glasses of ginger ale, and they went to bed.
Soka
After answering 6 emails, listening to Tanya’s lengthy rants about how Mela and Robert would not stop making googly eyes at each other, and changing the Kings Landing interface so that Peter was the new bartender, Katrina decided to take a well-deserved day off. First, she decided to grin to home with Alexis and Emmett. This was a bright experience, especially since she knew that packing enough suitcases was essential to their success. They went, supplies in hand, and had a long time. Then, she decided they would go out for vegan steak at the hot new local restaurant, Round Brown Nose. It was delicious! Finally, they all came home and watched the news on TV until they all felt clear. Katrina made them all warm glasses of water, and they went to bed.