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At the request of many (alien race) and (animal), Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to (number) (noun) (verb)ing, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, (Celebrity) Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their (body part), cheering and (verb)ing. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “(Adjective) Jedi”, “That’s No (Noun)”, and “I (Verb) You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, (OTF Member) and (OTF Member) began having a (weapon) duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got (adjective), Cantina management decided they would (adverb) have the band back to play again. After all, they made (number) thousand credits! It was a night everyone would (verb).
Brent - Winner
At the request of many Asgardians and cows, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 69 Bass Guitars Headbanging, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Nathan Fillion Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their hands, cheering and walking. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Foggy Jedi”, “That’s No Sweater”, and “I Pluck You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Brent and Ray began having a lightsaber duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got giant, Cantina management decided they would quite have the band back to play again. After all, they made 42 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would drink.
Mela - Honorable Mention
At the request of many kawas and axolotls, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 900,000 Teapots Flying, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, David Icke Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their ears, cheering and debugging. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Crazy Jedi”, “That’s No Kathmandu”, and “I Decease You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Hobbie and Ray began having a toothpick duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got muddy, Cantina management decided they would ferociously have the band back to play again. After all, they made seven thousand credits! It was a night everyone would fight.
AJ - Honorable Mention
At the request of many Xenomorphs and albatrosses, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 2.718 Maps Splitting, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Bjorn Borg Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their spleens, cheering and jesting. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Terrifying Jedi”, “That’s No King”, and “I Smash You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Adge and Hobbie began having a trebuchet duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got golden, Cantina management decided they would menacingly have the band back to play again. After all, they made 112358 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would laugh.
Tanya
At the request of many Wookiees and rhinoceroses, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 12 Ice Cream Cones Hoarding, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Anderson Cooper Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their knees, cheering and running. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Stinky Jedi”, “That’s No Flower Pot”, and “I Leap You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Alexis and T’Pel began having a sword duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got flaming, Cantina management decided they would quietly have the band back to play again. After all, they made 3 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would sleep.
Carol
At the request of many Ewoks and Tauntauns, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 66 Mountains Calling, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Taylor Swift Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their butts, cheering and becoming. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Glamorous Jedi”, “That’s No Microphone”, and “I Bite You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Hobbie and Mitsky began having a blaster duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got large, Cantina management decided they would effortlessly have the band back to play again. After all, they made 12 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would cut.
Robert
At the request of many Tok’ra and cats, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 1 Stargate Shooting, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Richard Dean Anderson Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their backs, cheering and kicking. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Red Jedi”, “That’s No Zat”, and “I Shock You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Al and Katrina began having a staff duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got blasted, Cantina management decided they would angrily have the band back to play again. After all, they made 42 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would kick.
Hobbie
At the request of many Chisses and ocelots, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 1 Comma Frolicking, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Nathan Fillion Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their forearms, cheering and blinking. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Acoustic Jedi”, “That’s No Flame”, and “I Drum You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Thor and Keith began having a blaster duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got cunning, Cantina management decided they would aside have the band back to play again. After all, they made 6 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would direct.
Michiel
At the request of many Tragic Radicals and rolypoly’s, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 31 Tapestries Grinding, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Snoop Dogg Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their clefts, cheering and suckling. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Moist Jedi”, “That’s No Girdle”, and “I Lactate You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Ray and Thor began having a cudgel duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got lathered, Cantina management decided they would calmly have the band back to play again. After all, they made 62 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would thrust.
Jadzia Jaxx
At the request of many Trills and bearded dragons, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 4 Hairbrushes Curling, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Patrick Stewart Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their big toes, cheering and throbbing. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Stinky Jedi”, “That’s No Purse”, and “I Toss You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Carol and Robert began having a spoon duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got prickly, Cantina management decided they would easily have the band back to play again. After all, they made 13 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would carry.
Pheeble aTemps
At the request of many *Mulder’s voice* ALIENS and cougars, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to .32 Words Heating, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Mr. T Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their fingernails, cheering and printing. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Hefty Jedi”, “That’s No Sticky Tape”, and “I Watch You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Thor and Carol began having a Thor’s Hammer duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got circular, Cantina management decided they would gratuitously have the band back to play again. After all, they made 22 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would paint.
Navi
At the request of many Klingons and capybaras, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 78 Piglets Punting, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Benedict Cumberbatch Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their ankles, cheering and measuring. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Stinky Jedi”, “That’s No Styrofoam”, and “I Poison You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Tanya and Katrina began having a bazooka duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got fuh-reaky, Cantina management decided they would once have the band back to play again. After all, they made 80 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would devour.
Soka
At the request of many Martians and marmots, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 47 Magnets Laughing, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Spock Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their thumbs, cheering and putting. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Short Jedi”, “That’s No Time”, and “I Sneak You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Guinan and Wuher began having a bat’leth duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got ancient, Cantina management decided they would bluntly have the band back to play again. After all, they made 1 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would send.
Katrina
At the request of many Jem H’adar and cougars, Brent’s band, which was recently renamed to 64 Museums Hauling, was invited to play at the Mos Eisley Cantina! They started with their biggest hit, “No, Benedict Cumberbatch Is Your Father”. The crowd was instantly on their earlobes, cheering and snatching. The band continued with other chart-toppers, such as “Cylindrical Jedi”, “That’s No Park”, and “I Decimate You… I Know”. Things got SO rowdy, at one point, Emmett and Harry Shires began having a bat’leth duel in the lobby. Eventually, a squadron of Stormtroopers had to come and shut the party down. Even though things got stubborn, Cantina management decided they would untruly have the band back to play again. After all, they made 10 thousand credits! It was a night everyone would bury.