Reference
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she (verb) through the Blue Report office with stacks of (noun) in her arms. “Did you finish that story on (OTF Member) and his/her new (noun #1)?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the (noun #1) could (verb #1), or was it (verb #2)? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a (adjective) sentence.
“No, it was (OTF Member #1) who could (verb #1). The (noun #1) was able to (verb #2). But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her (body part) as her cat, Leia, (verb) through the air and (verb) all over the table, knocking over Carol’s (noun – type of container) of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s (noun) onto the floor. “(Nonsense word)! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed (adverb). “Hopefully, that interview with (OTF Member #2) about how he/she can’t (verb) anymore will be (adjective) enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Jadzia Jaxx - Winner
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she burped through the Blue Report office with stacks of rhinos in her arms. “Did you finish that story on Mercy and her new eyeball?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the eyeball could shrink, or was it grab? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a gross sentence.
“No, it was BRENT who could shrink. The eyeball was able to grab. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her elbow as her cat, Leia, tickled through the air and baked all over the table, knocking over Carol’s thingy of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s bug juice onto the floor. “THINGAMAJIG! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed sloppily. “Hopefully, that interview with Ray about how he can’t nail anymore will be wild enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Pheeble aTemps - Honorable Mention
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she brandished through the Blue Report office with stacks of Post-Its in her arms. “Did you finish that story on bigbossman and his new earwax?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the earwax could scratch, or was it bandage? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a bright sentence.
“No, it was CAROL who could scratch. The earwax was able to bandage. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered the nape of her neck as her cat, Leia, waved through the air and destroyed all over the table, knocking over Carol’s lipstick tube of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s garbage bins onto the floor. “HIGGLEDIFLIBERTIGAMUPOTATO! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed impressively. “Hopefully, that interview with Matt about how he can’t voyage anymore will be benevolent enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
AJ - Honorable Mention
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she learned through the Blue Report office with stacks of Swiss in her arms. “Did you finish that story on Carol and her new longing?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the longing could spiral, or was it roll? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a tepid sentence.
“No, it was LESLIE who could spiral. The longing was able to roll. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her thyroid as her cat, Leia, hugged through the air and squeezed all over the table, knocking over Carol’s shipping container of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s planets onto the floor. “REPUBLICANS! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed shockingly. “Hopefully, that interview with Lzrman about how he can’t write anymore will be loving enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Carol - Honorable Mention
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she forgot through the Blue Report office with stacks of Texas in her arms. “Did you finish that story on Leslie and her new turtle?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the turtle could run, or was it fly? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a little sentence.
“No, it was MASHED POTATOES who could run. The turtle is able to fly. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her fist as her cat, Leia, squished through the air and hurt all over the table, knocking over Carol’s bowl of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s potatoes onto the floor. “Flurblenurble! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed happily. “Hopefully, that interview with Michiel about how he can’t put anymore will be high enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Robert
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she kicked through the Blue Report office with stacks of balls in her arms. “Did you finish that story on Hobbie and his new blanket?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the blanket could shoot, or was it smile? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a red sentence.
“No, it was AJ who could shoot. The blanket was able to smile. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her ear as her cat, Leia, licked through the air and kissed all over the table, knocking over Carol’s bucket of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s dogs onto the floor. “ZOMGWTFBBQ! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed seductively. “Hopefully, that interview with Tyler/Brent about how he can’t hug anymore will be red enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Brent
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she cringed through the Blue Report office with stacks of clocks in her arms. “Did you finish that story on #nahvee and her new pencil?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the pencil could chew, or was it laugh? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a ding dang sentence.
“No, it was HOBBIE who could chew. The pencil was able to laugh. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her leg as her cat, Leia, looked through the air and yelled all over the table, knocking over Carol’s barrel of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s whiskey onto the floor. “WIDJADIDJA! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed quietly. “Hopefully, that interview with Brent about how he can’t whisper anymore will be drunk enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Hobbie
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she drafted through the Blue Report office with stacks of deadlines in her arms. “Did you finish that story on Michiel and his new pen?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the pen could compose, or was it ask? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose an impertinent sentence.
“No, it was POLSON who could compose. The pen was able to ask. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her shoulder as her cat, Leia, shouldered through the air and bantered all over the table, knocking over Carol’s mug of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s jerk onto the floor. “MUMBO JUMBO! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed madly. “Hopefully, that interview with Dmitri about how he can’t supervise anymore will be helpless enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Michiel
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she coagulated through the Blue Report office with stacks of arteries in her arms. “Did you finish that story on Robert and his new vein?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the vein could pump, or was it beat? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a cardiac sentence.
“No, it was MITSKY who could pump. The vein was able to beat. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her heart as her cat, Leia, dripped through the air and streamed all over the table, knocking over Carol’s human organic transport box of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s defibrillators onto the floor. “GLURBENFLURF! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed heartily. “Hopefully, that interview with Tanya about how she can’t regenerate anymore will be blood-red enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Navi
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she headbanged through the Blue Report office with stacks of dump trucks in her arms. “Did you finish that story on AJ and his new volleyball?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the volleyball could freak dance, or was it tango? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a rotund sentence.
“No, it was EAGLE who could freak dance. The volleyball was able to tango. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her weenus as her cat, Leia, flopped through the air and skinned all over the table, knocking over Carol’s coffin of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s booty onto the floor. “YUBBANUBBA! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed sometimes. “Hopefully, that interview with AJ about how he can’t glitter anymore will be negative enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.
Soka
“Hurry up, Leslie, we publish TOMORROW!” shouted Carol as she read through the Blue Report office with stacks of ships in her arms. “Did you finish that story on Deus and his new letter?”
“I’m working on it, but did you say the letter could paint, or was it write? I can’t remember!” Leslie replied hurriedly, trying to compose a blue sentence.
“No, it was PHEEBLE who could paint. The letter was able to write. But that story is for next m- LEIA!” Carol covered her toe as her cat, Leia, brushed through the air and ran all over the table, knocking over Carol’s box of coffee and shoving all of her and Leslie’s tablets onto the floor. “QUATSCH! Now we have to start ALL OVER!” Carol exclaimed shortly. “Hopefully, that interview with Tycho about how he can’t hammer anymore will be heavy enough to be a cover story.”
As it turns out, it was, and everyone loved that month’s Blue Report very much.