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“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his (adjective) wife, Tanya. “I want to don my (clothing item) and my (accessory) and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of (adjective) behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of (food item) in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the (type of vehicle) with Andrew.
When they reached (adjective) (animal) Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew (verb) out of the (vehicle) and immediately began to dig (adverb). Within (number) minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A (color) (noun) rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very (adjective), dear,” she said from the shaded (vehicle) as she turned to the next page of (book).
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Michiel - Winner
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his technical wife, Tanya. “I want to don my one-piece bathing suit and my miniature wrist fedora and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of diabolical behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of carnitarian hummus in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the segway with Andrew.
When they reached Interesting Centipede Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew gurgled out of the segway and immediately began to dig helplessly. Within 9 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A Mauve Stool rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very famous, dear,” she said from the shaded segway as she turned to the next page of Reading Dummies Manuals for Dummies.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Robert - Honorable Mention
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his red wife, Tanya. “I want to don my shirt and my watch and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of blue behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of pizza in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the truck with Andrew.
When they reached Green Fox Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew pooped out of the truck and immediately began to dig seductively. Within 42 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A Silver Cat rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very comfortable, dear,” she said from the shaded truck as she turned to the next page of Tuesdays with Morwie.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Brent - Honorable Mention
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his wild wife, Tanya. “I want to don my hat and my toe ring and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of furry behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of cheese in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the unicycle with Andrew.
When they reached Shiny California Condor Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew forgot out of the unicycle and immediately began to dig bigly. Within 12 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A Salmon Key rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very itsy bitsy, dear,” she said from the shaded unicycle as she turned to the next page of 50 Shades of Grey.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Pheeble aTemps - Honorable Mention
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his lugubrious wife, Tanya. “I want to don my football helmet and my designer manbag and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of bedazzled behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of cheese and bean quesadillas in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the Ford Falcon with Andrew.
When they reached Sanguineous Three-Toed Sloth Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew skipped out of the Ford Falcon and immediately began to dig redundantly. Within 99 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A Plum Headphones rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very striped, dear,” she said from the shaded Ford Falcon as she turned to the next page of The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Carol
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his little wife, Tanya. “I want to don my shirt and my necklace and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of long behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of tacos in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the motorbike with Andrew.
When they reached Fancy Cat Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew dug out of the motorbike and immediately began to dig eagerly. Within 88 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A mint green ocean rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very great, dear,” she said from the shaded motorbike as she turned to the next page of The Defiant.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Tanya
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his rocky wife, Tanya. “I want to don my cargo shorts and my wire-wrapped ocean jasper pendant and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of sparkling behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of Rice Krispies Squares in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the Honda with Andrew.
When they reached Green Crab Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew sniffed out of the Honda and immediately began to dig carefully. Within 11 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A Burgundy Piano rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very pretty, dear,” she said from the shaded Honda as she turned to the next page of “How to Rocks”.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Hobbie
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his shiny wife, Tanya. “I want to don my eyepatch and my glasses and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of serious behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of sushi in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the tricycle with Andrew.
When they reached Merciless Penguin Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew plundered out of the tricycle and immediately began to dig concurrently. Within 7 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A Crimson Beer rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very flawed, dear,” she said from the shaded tricycle as she turned to the next page of Heir to the Empire.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Jadzia Jaxx
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his enchanting wife, Tanya. “I want to don my skirt and my bow and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of tiny behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of burritos in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the Mini Cooper with Andrew.
When they reached Shiny Bearded Dragon Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew teased out of the Mini Cooper and immediately began to dig stupidly. Within 13 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A Purple Mushroom rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very gigantic, dear,” she said from the shaded Mini Cooper as she turned to the next page of From Left to Right.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Navi
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his shy wife, Tanya. “I want to don my Speedo and my choker and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of aquatic behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of Pop Tarts in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the helicopter with Andrew.
When they reached Blind Pitbull Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew zapped out of the helicopter and immediately began to dig poorly. Within 299 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! A Fuchsia Mother rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very faithful, dear,” she said from the shaded helicopter as she turned to the next page of The Cat in the Hat.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.
Soka
“IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE!” said Andrew Maxwell to his teal wife, Tanya. “I want to don my sunhat and my glasses and go on a FOSSIL HUNT!” Tanya, being entirely used to this sort of tiny behavior, gathered supplies and prepared to depart. She called a babysitter, made sure there was plenty of melons in the fridge for Hannah and Ben’s lunches, and climbed into the bike with Andrew.
When they reached High Cat Peak, Andrew’s favorite rock-finding hideout, Andrew chased out of the bike and immediately began to dig lovingly. Within 32 minutes, there was success! “How exciting! An Orange Time rock! This is an incredibly rare find. I must add it to my collection!” he shouted to Tanya. “That’s very blue, dear,” she said from the shaded bike as she turned to the next page of Thrawn.
“My journey is complete,” said Andrew with a satisfied smile. “We can go home now.” And so they did.