Q1) You're sitting here in OTF a year from now celebrating what a great year it's been for you, what moment did you achieve greatness?:
I don't believe I will achieve greatness in the time between now and next year on this date.

Q2) Who is your role model at Outpost10F?:
None, although Goose and Richard have shown to be excellent and upstanding people.

Q3) What things do you not like to do, but have to?:
An overwhelming majority of life.

Q4) Tell me about a favorite project in real life or an accomplishment that you considered to be the most significant?: The birth of my children would be great, although my wife is more to thank for that than I. Being accepted at the Outpost, and even promoted to CL 4 has been one of the greatest accomplishments of my adult life.

Q5) What does a great day entail?:
Sleep and music.

Q6) Describe yourself in 5 words?:
Sarcastic nerdy Orthodox Christian Goth

Q7) Of the 5 words you placed in the previous question, define an example of yourself being that?:
My sarcasm and wit are perhaps my chief attributes. Any doubt in this regard should spend ten minutes with me. In regards to "nerdy" it is 2016 and I am answering questions in a chatroom. As for "Orthodox Christian", you will soon learn that my faith is important to me. I am also a goth, so I love music.

Q8) What's your superpower, or what's your spirit animal?:
None and Grumpy Cat.

Q9) If you could elect an OTF patron to lead your country who would they be and why?:
Whoever is currently running it, and because I never see or hear from them in any way. They may not even exist.

Q10) If you were to encounter Iain on the street, what would take place?:
Who? I would probably say hi, I suppose.

Q11) Favorite in-chat experience?:
Oh, you. *lights cigarette*

Q12) What is your best memory of the previous year?:
Maybe the Force Awakens?

Q13) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?:
If still alive, still here.

Q14) If you could add any feature or function to the Outpost what would it be?:
Youtube integration. I've said it a thousand times, and I'll say it a thousand more.

Q15) Do you have a story to share?:
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but UFOs can.

Q16) Make up your own question and answer:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To die alone in the rain.

Q17) Additional Comments:
Nah.

Q18) Ideas for the 20th Anniversary Yearbook:
None that would be accepted, that's for sure.