CL9 Hobbie Interview
CL9 Hobbie
What attracted you to the Outpost initially, and made you stick around?
I didn't stick around. I'm a figment of your imagination. This isn't the Hobbie you're looking for.

What was your first impression and, if at all, has that changed?
"That's no moon, it's a space station." - I still feel the same way.

What's your favourite change that has occured since you've arrived?
Someone got the walking carpet out of the way, I was pleased by that change. Walking carpets are most unpractical.

Any suggestions for future changes you would like to see?
Time machines, teleportation, flying cars, personal spaceships. You know, the usual stuff...

Is there anyone who no longer drops by that you'd like to see return, and why?
Most of those. Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herders...

Have you ever attended an OTF Union? Who did you meet if yes?
A long time ago, in a location far, far away...

Which OTFer would you like to meet and why?
Many Bothans would have to die to bring you that information.

Who do you get along with most at the Outpost?
Me. Sometimes I amaze even myself.

Who do you think is the funniest chatter around at the moment?
Hobbie, he is as clumsy as he is stupid.

What do you think of CL6 David/Xgermz? Go on, be honest... ;)
He's a little short, for a stormtrooper.

Do you blame CL9 Hobbie, or is he misunderstood?
I find your lack of faith disturbing, of course I blame him.

Real-time chat: are you a friend or foe?
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

What's your best memory of the past year?
I don't have time to discuss this in a committee.

What really made you laugh over the past year?
Boba Fett?

Where do you see the Outpost this time next year?
Same as this year, and the years before it: you won't find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Would you vote for CL9 Dmitri in an election?
There's a good chance, but never tell me the odds.

If you could buy any member of the Outpost a beer, who would it be?
Whoever it is, I have a bad feeling about it.

If you could be one OTFer for a day, who would you be?
Not sure, but if you're out of it for a little while, I might get delusions of grandeur.

You've got one free Level 2 shot: who do you shoot?
Hobbie, provided I can shoot first.

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