Interview of Dmitri (CL6)

Person Interviewed: Dmitri (CL6) [2006-07-30]

Q1: Where are you from?	Wouldn't you like to know, huh?
Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF?	Best thing would be the people obviously, as that is what keeps me there. As for the worst thing...? I haven't a clue. I'll tell you when i figure it out.
Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country?	I vaguely remember having a discussion with Mr Iain about the new world order and him being leader of the world government, so i'd elect him for that, so i guess i should for leader of the UK too. But it is conditional. I demand a percentage of the treasury per annum.
Q4: What is your tagline?	It pretty much always reads "ISA - Defiant TL" unless i suddenly feel creative and change it. But hey, i don't remember that happening yet so don't count on it.
Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in?	None that come to mind. I generally don't watch movies or television frequently, so uh... dunno. I'm clueless, big suprise there!
Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts?	Nope. Not really as things haven't really changed all that much in my perception since i joined. And i only joined little over three years ago.
Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF?	I think... that the new coffee machine installed just down the hall from ISA's offices is most beneficial. When ISA officers are tired and grumpy, they have coffee, which is a good thing for lamers. Trust me.
Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went?	I think he renamed himself Xenu and went to live in a mountain.
Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF?	Maybe a Stargate one? points up to previous clueless comment =p
Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do?	I would create a Dmitri themed chat so all my female admirers could come and pay homage. :)
Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long?	Because the current members want it to and because the new people keep coming.
Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms?	An innocent/angel-faced like one. Like the msn (a) smiley.
Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"?	The EC? =p
Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning?	As i said above, the people.
Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing?	Nine years ago i was ten years old. Right now i would be sleeping. Or being an obnoxious child, as they seem to love doing.
Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you?	I am proud to say that Jon has not happend to me. If it had, i wouldn't be typing in this form right now, would I? lol
Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind?	Something about Polson manipulating me with the damned Darcy log comes to mind. Damn you Polson. shakes fist
Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats?	I have no partner in crime. I'm like a lone cowboy, with nothing but a whiskey bottle and my horse to keep me company. There may be a cowgirl, but it is a secret and Brandi said i can't tell anyone, woah, wait... Damn.
Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime?	If i had commited a crime, would i tell you? Huh? No, i think not! Hah! And for the record points up lone cowboy!
Q20: What do you think the Senators really do?	Good question, what do politicians do?
Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like?	There would be a distinct absence of the colour pink, as for anything else, i know not.
Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself?	Trust me, you really don't want to know.
Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why?	CL 1,000,000 because bigger is always better. Or so i am told.
Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most?	Um, the Doc from ST:Voyager i guess.
Q25: And which character don't you like?	I haven't a clue.
Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do?	Sit around, drink coffee and throw orders about whilst pretending to not abuse the armory.
Q27: Who do you know best from OTF?	points to Q19 and mutters something of the lone cowboy comment
Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like?	Nope. Not yet. But i have plans for CT involving a shopping cart and a hill.
Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life?	I don't think there is one person i can pinpoint above others.
Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do?	Get him drunk.
Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain?	It was forcibly dissolved i guess by some supreme being whose name starts with the letter "I"
Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report?	I don't have a favourite part, it is all, um, very entertaining/crazy stuff.
Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie?	One day, perhaps, but of one thing i am sure, that day ain't today.
Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"?	I don't know and for this i blame Hobbie.
Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why?	None at all that comes to mind.
Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums?	There are imaginary couples? Interesting. This i shall be sure to research.
Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree?	Man in Hat is always angry. He needs to take see a Doctor about that. As for Vic, he is a hologram, who cares? :?
Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity?	This is classified.
Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic?	I do not panic. I merely make sure i am safely making my way towards the security exit in a timely manner.
Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders?	I don't, they wouldn't understand even if i tried.
Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win?	Me. Because i can play dirty :k Or, you know, someone else, like Iain... damn him.
Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)?	Well, Quarkles, Amun and JD seem to like calling me "Meat-Tree" so i guess that qualifies.
Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN?	Well i am assuming his royal Iainess made the form, if so... it is to expected. Hence the excessive amount of questions, just like the excessive amount of characters in his emails.
Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him?	I don't even want to think about it. All i can see is little evil geek-like children running around. God forbid, i feel sorry for their children's school teachers.
Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.)	I'll get back to you on that.
Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ?	No Iain, i am not stroking your ego anymore. Becca already tried to iron you once and she can do it again... don't make me tell her.
Q47: General comments?	Let them eat cake!