Interview of Queen of the Universe (CL7)

Person Interviewed: Queen of the Universe (CL7) [2006-07-19]

Q1: Where are you from?	The middle of nowhere, the gun capital of the UK, Hell's kitchen, the place I'd rather no longer be.
Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF?	Best thing: It's still here. Worst thing: It's not over there points.
Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country?	Me, because so long as you aren't being silly, I'll let you do your own thing. Failing that, JJ.
Q4: What is your tagline?	Right now, in CCC, it's 'Rent!'
Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in?	I'd like to be in Supernatural hawt men or Dr Who, hawt man. Do you sense a theme here?
Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts?	I'm only nostalgic about my old parts these days. I remember when they were young parts... come to think of it, not much has changed with them. Pity me.
Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF?	Iain.
Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went?	As I never actually saw him/her/it, I couldn't say. To badly rip off BBC's Top Gear, 'rumour has it he went Pearl fishing in Bali, some folk say he runs wild with Hyena in Kenya, and others state he's mining Mars for gold... by hand, without a spacesuit'. Pick one.
Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF?	A rotating one that gets switched to match the 'in' thing of the month or year. Everything changes so fast, it might be nice.
Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do?	Colour it all in rainbow hues, the blue's been around a while now.
Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long?	Free beer. Mumbles something about co-dependancy
Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms?	A hug one, then I won't have to keep typing it. Or a wave then I could surf it.
Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"?	Three monkeys, trying to type War and Peace.
Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning?	I have no life. Also, the beer.
Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing?	What year was it nine ago? Um... pretty much the same, but without the internet, which is either great, or utterly appalling.
Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you?	Not unless he happened when I wasn't looking. Which would be typical.
Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind?	Too many, mostly rubbish. Oh, are we talking OTF ones? It's rather a blur, which has been my answer before and will probably always be until my memory improves.
Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats?	Do I have one? I'd hate to presume:( Um, Mr Gim;) Maybe... um...
Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime?	Gim things.
Q20: What do you think the Senators really do?	I know what the Senators really do and I'm not telling. I will say nothing about Hobbie and Bria's secret plans for the capture of Wales, nor Majin's stash of Spiderman PJs, or stuff like that, nope, this Senator is keeping her mouth shut.
Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like?	Full of junk, gerbils and Bob, the remote control Dalek.
Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself?	Some manga, Fruits Basket, Immortal Rain; or maybe Harry Potter, then I could be the oldest student in town.
Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why?	I'm quite happy at CL7. I get my own av and custom ip, the armory isn't overly complex and besides, not smart enough for higher;)
Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most?	It varies so quickly, I've become quite fickle lately. I'll go left field and say Val Kilmer's character Chris Knight from Real Genius. Smart, funny, owns bunny slippers. Not sci-fi you say? Are you kidding, they have lasers!
Q25: And which character don't you like?	Rose Tyler. I tried, and she has had her moments, but I wasn't sorry to say goodbye, despite the bawling.
Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do?	Shut it down after telling everyone to go outside and look up, then sky-write something cool. Why? Because sometimes I feel like I've wasted a day when I've had to be online for most of it. Also, people should look up more, you'd be surprised at what's there;)
Q27: Who do you know best from OTF?	Me.
Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like?	No, my fault, not theirs.
Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life?	Me, still looking.
Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do?	Steal his brain and keep it in a jar of purple liquid, it would then tell me how to code.
Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain?	Naberrie's running it in secret.
Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report?	The blue. The re-write Star Wars part. No, I'm not biased... not at all... I have nothing to do with it... nope....
Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie?	These questions show favouritism to Hobbie and Iain. I want one on KypD. In fact, I'll change this question to one about her. Yes, people will raise KypD to the heights of greatness, and shall worship her by throwing small Toblerone bars and playing the greatest hits of William Shatner.
Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"?	Usually it's someone I've pointed at, and who will be issuing a restraining order shortly. Did you mean someone else?
Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why?	Illyria from Angel. One part confused, emotionless horror, one part rambling idiot.
Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums?	Get a room. With Badgers.
Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree?	Is Vic the bald one in CCC?
Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity?	Anniversaries. They zing.
Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic?	Iain goes silent? Mostly, I guess I take the chance to pee.
Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders?	I don't. They never understand.
Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win?	Me, I fight dirty.
Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)?	Mrs Gim. Qeeen. The wife.
Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN?	I already answered mentioning Nabs. So ner! Beat ya!
Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him?	The smarts behind the man?;)
Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.)	Isn't a goober a spit ball? I dunno... Lobot?
Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ?	Most of the questions are 'Iain like' anyone would think he wrote them, or something... what we need is a random answer, so... squid!
Q47: General comments?	Did you know you grow up to three inches in your sleep? I'm nearly six foot when I wake up. Let that be a lesson to ya!