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Person Interviewed: Quark (CL5) [2006-07-29]
| Q1: Where are you from? | Michiagn! |
| Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF? | People. Answer goes both ways. |
| Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country? | Myself. I've already got a flag, actually: http://www.quark-net.net/images/Quark.jpg. Vive le Quark! |
| Q4: What is your tagline? | "Engineering!" Shut up. I know its boring, but not everybody falls for those cheesy recruiting adverts on the DUB. =( |
| Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in? | All of them. Twice. And I want a major role. |
| Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts? | Yes. Where for art thou, Michiel? Woe, woe is me! |
| Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF? | VeeTwo. |
| Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went? | Possibly to hell. You never know about people on the internet. |
| Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF? | Stargate. Or Firefly. But probably Stargate, because it seems to be more in key with OTF values. |
| Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do? | Force everyone to join engineering, and have them all make me coffee atleast once. |
| Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long? | Nice people, good procedures, and a great site. |
| Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms? | Why do we need a new one? You gits are so hard to please. =( |
| Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"? | I dont know. If I knew, you would know, and you wouldnt have to type "The Powers That Be" all the time. |
| Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning? | The fact that it's on the internet. |
| Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing? | I'm old, I cant remember these things. =( |
| Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you? | Yes. O.o |
| Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind? | Why, just this week, Andrew and Dmitri made quite the embarassaing chat board save... =} |
| Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats? | Dmitri who is my trusty love slave, Andrew and I have had talks about our respective networks into the long hours of the night, and sometimes Fum says something stupid. -erh, funny. Says something funny. |
| Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime? | Everything. Twice. See the chatboard save which hopefully made it into the yearbook. |
| Q20: What do you think the Senators really do? | Have group- ...errh... make a newspaper? |
| Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like? | Quarters. You can only do so much when Starfleet gives you walls made of reflectrive steel... |
| Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself? | Ahhh, Dmitri.... *Swoons* Im lying. Honest. |
| Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why? | 7. I want that damn EPL. =( |
| Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most? | Certainly not Quark, you dolts. I rather like the Rodney McKay character from Stargate, and Gandalf, ofcourse. |
| Q25: And which character don't you like? | Wesley Crusher. Kill him! |
| Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do? | Eliminate all departments, excpet engineering, and mass conscript all CL 4 or higher. Some of the CL3's are still newbies. =( |
| Q27: Who do you know best from OTF? | Fum and I have skyped too much. o.O |
| Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like? | No. Stay away, very far away. =P |
| Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life? | See above question. |
| Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do? | Explode. Our two Ego's would attempt to combine, and the result would be like adding matter and anti-matter. |
| Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain? | The A-Team, which was hired by myself, crushed it. |
| Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report? | The part where.. erh.. I dont know. O.o |
| Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie? | Yes, but only if Hobbie stops screwing everything up. |
| Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"? | Iain. Or Grant. Or maybe a combination of both of them. Is Iain hairy? =( |
| Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why? | <.< >.> |
| Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums? | Eliminate them! All of them! |
| Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree? | No. Where is that git, anyway? I ordered my coffee near an hour ago... |
| Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity? | Chatting. Duh. |
| Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic? | I explode. I've even hired a buttler in the event that this happens. |
| Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders? | I dont. If they dont understand it from the very start, they obviously arent gifted enough to be in my.. erh.. Iain's presence. |
| Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win? | The CL2 Darths. They've got so much experiene with the violence and the lightsabers... |
| Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)? | Quarkles. I made it, ironically. =( |
| Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN? | I was hoping. |
| Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him? | Naberrie is attempting to control the expansion of the universe. Please dont make it implode. Please!! |
| Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.) | Goober. Heehee. Thats fun to say. =( |
| Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ? | 42. |
| Q47: General comments? | Christ, this was long. If I hit this button, and I have to do it again, I'ma kill somebody. Probably Iain. =( |