Interview of Billy Bob Thornton (CL4)

Person Interviewed: Billy Bob Thornton (CL4) [2006-07-18]

Q1: Where are you from?	I'm originally from a Portugues pumpkin patch and one day while I was chillin' out with the rest of my pumpkin homies, these two people grabbed me up and whisked me away to be their daughter, and sister to their son. I shall never forget my pumpkin brethren. The family I was now a part of moved several times, due to the father's job, and somehow ended up in Arkansas. Incredibly hot Arkansas.
Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF?	The people. There are some really beautiful people at OTF, and there are some I wouldn't even give my seat to on a bus. For serious.
Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country?	Please, me! Then after a massive uprising, which consequently leads to me being kicked out of office and thrown into an asylum, I would hope it'd be Keith.
Q4: What is your tagline?	Oh, darlings, I have several. Right now, though, it is "I feel sullied and unusual." because I loves me some Captain Jack Sparrow quotage.
Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in?	X-FILES! Wait..that's off the air...was that even sci-fi? Hmm. Supernatural? Would that work? I hope so, cause really. Jensen.
Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts?	Yeah, I constantly think back to times when there wasn't so much dumb simming. I'm frankly tiired of the 50 bajillion Anakin Skywalkers attaking the other 50 bajillion Kirks and whatever. Man.
Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF?	...some cooler avs?
Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went?	He never existed. For serious. It's all a conspiracy created by the world governments to hide the fact that aliens are listening into our most private conversations and watching us in the bathroom!
Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF?	Pirates of the Caribbean, savvy?
Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do?	I'd change peoples avatars at random with really dumb pictures just to amuse myself.
Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long?	There's some really great people here strengthening the sense of a community...or it's just the governments again.
Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms?	The sleeping smiley! BRING IT BACK!!! I miss it. :(
Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"?	I am...and Dirty Harry, and Hasselfoff, Voltron, and...Beethoven.
Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning?	There's people I like...shrugs that must be it.
Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing?	Nine years ago? Let's see...I was almost 10 years old and going into 5th grade in Florida. I was playing with dead snakes and crawdaddies...don't all 10 year old girls do that?
Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you?	No, and I wouldn't want it to either. I'm not that kind of girl!
Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind?	Leaving for a few months due to disgust with things. I dunno..HTML on my birthday. Whoo.
Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats?	Mr. Gor, of course. Awesome.
Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime?	Several things that are illegal in 37 states and 17 countries. :)
Q20: What do you think the Senators really do?	Work with the governments creating new conspiracies to fool the common people! Or just think of silly planet names.
Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like?	I think this is the answer I've used for several years. A swanky night club. But now it's a swanky disco night club. Ha!
Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself?	Something involving food?
Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why?	CL7, seriously. I just want the custom avatar. I'm a simple girl, really.
Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most?	Han Solo. Who can't love a snarky, sarcastic scoundrel? :D
Q25: And which character don't you like?	Any of the characters that the recent swarm of misspelling little kiddos choose.
Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do?	I'd change everyone's avatars and ranks to silly things just to amuse myself.
Q27: Who do you know best from OTF?	Mr. Gor! Shhh. Actually, myself, I think.
Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like?	Nope, just waiting to get my bus jumping suit, so I can meet me some Missouri folk. Haha..I said folk.
Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life?	Everyone I like, really.
Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do?	Point and laugh. That's my general reaction to anybody.
Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain?	It never existed as a real group. It was just a front for something deeper...darker.
Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report?	Anything that involves me!! And no, I don't have an ego. ;)
Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie?	I hope so. Poor Hobbie hasn't done everything wrong! Surely he didn't cause global warming, or anything that big.
Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"?	Dirty Harry. Really.
Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why?	Um...no...
Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums?	Say what? I've been neglecting the dear forums as of late.
Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree?	Vic is treated dreadfully! It's a shame, really. All that unwarranted abuse. Something must be done!
Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity?	Anything that involves me! Also, anything that's not simming.
Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic?	I don't panic, I get suspicious. Very.
Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders?	I don't. I don't tell anybody. Ever. OTF is like the skeleton in the closet of my deep sordid innermost self.
Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win?	Me, naturally. I am that awesome.
Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)?	SPOioky, Hate and Rage, Ms Awesome...among others.
Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN?	Please no.
Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him?	Evil influence. Argh. Rum. Bananas. Spam spam spam spammity spam.
Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.)	Aren't goobers chocolate covered peanuts? Or are they chocolate covered raisins?
Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ?	o i dun no hwo ne1 can tak ths!111!1111 omgz lololo!!11!11
Q47: General comments?	Food is good, you all make Beethoven insane. I'm drinking a Coke and listening to music. Freud Freud Freud. There's a snake outside. I'm wearing a Scooby shirt. Bubble gum. It's hot here. I am so freakin' awesome. Hi, mom!