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Person Interviewed: Jarek (CL5) [2006-08-07]
| Q1: Where are you from? | Wisconsin, which is worse than hell according to the movie Dogma. |
| Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF? | Best thing, it's entertaining. Worst thing, sometimes it's kind of empty and lonely |
| Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country? | Iain, but don't tell him I said so. |
| Q4: What is your tagline? | Depends on my mood. |
| Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in? | That is a difficult decision. It's a toss up between Star Trek and Star Wars. |
| Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts? | I'm nostalgic about the old crowd that I was more familiar with. |
| Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF? | The new armory layout |
| Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went? | I think he went to play Skeeball |
| Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF? | A Matrix-themed room |
| Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do? | I'd make a sandwich |
| Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long? | Because it has supportive members who put hours of effort into makeing sure it stays around |
| Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms? | A horrifically horrified face. Something similar to this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Jarek/Avatars/icon_gonk.gif |
| Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"? | The admiral ranked peeps |
| Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning? | It's the place where everybody knows your name, just like Cheers! |
| Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing? | Moving to my new house and not using the internet |
| Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you? | Buh? |
| Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind? | The Anakin invasion after episode III, Iain's april fool's jokes. |
| Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats? | Hydra always has been and always will be my partner in crime. |
| Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime? | If you need to ask then we're slacking off |
| Q20: What do you think the Senators really do? | Play twister all day |
| Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like? | Sexy and luxurious. |
| Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself? | What holodeck program WOULDN'T I make for myself? So many to choose from! |
| Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why? | CL 7 I'd have a custom avvy and HTML use in chats in the rare case I'd need to use it. |
| Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most? | Picard,Tom Paris, Obi-Wan and Yoda |
| Q25: And which character don't you like? | Vogon poetry |
| Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do? | I'd steal the booze from the admiral's hidden cache. |
| Q27: Who do you know best from OTF? | Hydra and Ryo |
| Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like? | Not yet. |
| Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life? | Most definately Hydra |
| Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do? | I'd ask him if he knew kung fu |
| Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain? | Shhh...We don't talk about that in the open anymore. |
| Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report? | The what in the where now? |
| Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie? | Damnit, Hobbie! |
| Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"? | BATMAN! |
| Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why? | Tom Paris, we both tend to keep our sarcastic sense of humor about us no matter what happens. |
| Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums? | I had no idea that was happening. I don't care as long as they don't touch my food. |
| Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree? | Yeah, Vic needs more respect yo! |
| Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity? | Hm, it's a mystery! |
| Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic? | We're all gonna die! Where's the toilet paper? |
| Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders? | It's like Cheers! |
| Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win? | I would |
| Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)? | Don't have any |
| Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN? | Maybe... |
| Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him? | They're dangerous when put together like mixing coffee with Mountain Dew |
| Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.) | Chunk is indestructable! |
| Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ? | The Eagle has landed! We must attack the north shore! Hurry! Time is of the essence! |
| Q47: General comments? | I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri rock! I need scissors 61! |