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Person Interviewed: Tars Rouke (CL4) [2006-07-18]
| Q1: Where are you from? | The deepest darkest recesses of the mind. |
| Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF? | The best thing is chatting with others around the world. The worst thing is seeing D'Deridex empty so often. |
| Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country? | Myself. Dictators rule. (literally) |
| Q4: What is your tagline? | My favorite is "I am the One you warned me of" |
| Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in? | "Logan's Run" for movie. For a show, Robotech. |
| Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts? | Much like record albums, accessing chat rooms at slower speeds.... |
| Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF? | |
| Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went? | Out for a beer. |
| Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF? | The McLaughlin Group |
| Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do? | Anything power made and unexplainable, just like Iain. |
| Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long? | Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition |
| Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms? | something dead... |
| Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"? | Obviously not me. |
| Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning? | Some mysteries will never be solved, this is one of them. |
| Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing? | Same place, less work, less married, less of everything. And still running a Tandy 1000 EX. |
| Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you? | Not if I can help it. |
| Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind? | I can't mention them here. Oh wait, you meant at OTF... hah, still can't mention them. |
| Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats? | Crime, there's no crime. There's no "Family" or "Mafia" either. We just run an import/export buisness for olive oil. |
| Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime? | I plead the 5th for fear of self incrimination and refuse to answer the Grand Jury at this time. |
| Q20: What do you think the Senators really do? | What all politicians do... lead to the fall of the Old Republic. |
| Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like? | Crew quarters aboard a Sovereign class vessel, plus XO's office. |
| Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself? | Travelling through space. Rocket, shuttle or otherwise. |
| Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why? | Nothing wrong with the CL 4 I'm already at. |
| Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most? | I can't say here, because the "fantasy" part could be interpreted differently by myself. |
| Q25: And which character don't you like? | Anyone from the new Battlestar Galactica. |
| Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do? | Trun it off and force us all out into the daylight for one day. |
| Q27: Who do you know best from OTF? | |
| Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like? | N/a |
| Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life? | So many people, so little time...I suppose anyone really interested in meeting me. No point is wasting twice the time if they don't. |
| Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do? | |
| Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain? | If slipped of the equator. |
| Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report? | There's a Blue Report? |
| Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie? | No |
| Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"? | |
| Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why? | Pick a reluctant anti-hero from a book, and there I am. |
| Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums? | No comment. |
| Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree? | Vic, like everyone else gets what they get. |
| Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity? | Staying awake. |
| Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic? | I don't. |
| Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders? | You remember "Spinal Tap." Yeah, that's the movie. Remember that part about the amps that go to "11?" Well, its more like the tiny Stonehenge than that. |
| Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win? | Depends on the rules. |
| Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)? | If I have one, no one has told me, and I may not want to know. |
| Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN? | No Comment |
| Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him? | Definately No Comment |
| Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.) | I'm allergic to "goobers" |
| Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ? | |
| Q47: General comments? | *taps finger tips together* Excellent... |