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Person Interviewed: Fuji (CL2) [2006-07-31]
| Q1: Where are you from? | Ye Olde Kingdom of Strathclyde, far beyond yon waters clear. Et cetera. |
| Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF? | Best thing is how well laid out and laid together everything is. Worst thing is how I always lose track of conversations when it's busy. |
| Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country? | Me, obviously. That was a trick question, right? I'm not actually old enough to stand for Dictator of New Labour. |
| Q4: What is your tagline? | Lately I've been using 'if only Picard could see you now', but my old habit is to use a lyric from whatever song I'm currently listening to. |
| Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in? | Being in Firefly would be awesome. I could be a gun smuggler! |
| Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts? | Hey, I just got here. |
| Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF? | Dunno. |
| Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went? | Did he fly away with Dodecahedron and Pentagon? |
| Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF? | A Red Dwarf room. Everyone loves Red Dwarf, and Kryten could be the bar. |
| Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do? | Install an IQ test as part of the registration process. |
| Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long? | It keeps getting updated and people put in a lot of work. There's not much room for apathy. |
| Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms? | Definetley not something for ;X or ;D. I like being elitist and not having my emoitcons graphic-ised. |
| Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"? | Ask a theoligan. |
| Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning? | Quark's threats of beatings. |
| Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing? | Dunno, I was only ten. I might have just got online for the first time. |
| Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you? | What? |
| Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind? | Getting into a serious relationship. |
| Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats? | I've only been here a week. ;P |
| Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime? | Joining? |
| Q20: What do you think the Senators really do? | Sit behind the spycam with hookers and blackjack. |
| Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like? | A rustic bar. With... pale wood. And swords. |
| Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself? | An exact copy of Arnold Rimmer. |
| Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why? | Somewhere around the middle - that way, I get to abuse lamers and still don't have to do as much work as the higher levels! |
| Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most? | I'm not sure, there's a lot; Jayne from Firefly, Worf from ST, Kryten from Red Dwarf. |
| Q25: And which character don't you like? | I never did like Janeway... |
| Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do? | Trick everyone into thinking it wasn't there anymore. ;P |
| Q27: Who do you know best from OTF? | No-one really, but at a push, Quark. |
| Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like? | Pass. |
| Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life? | Pass. |
| Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do? | I'd probably beat him unconcious and steal his identity, then assume command of OTF and make subtle changes that no-one would notice. ;P |
| Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain? | Who knows? That was before my time. |
| Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report? | The what? |
| Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie? | ...no? |
| Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"? | MacGill. ;P |
| Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why? | Rimmer, because he's so pig-headed and arrogant. |
| Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums? | Eh, I dunno. This is all a fantasy, and the amount of theme around it just encourages it, so I guess it's okay. |
| Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree? | Serves 'em right. |
| Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity? | Lurking. ;D |
| Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic? | Not much, because there's about six thousand miles of cable between us. |
| Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders? | 'No, you click the RECEIVE button, IDIOT!' |
| Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win? | I would boycott the competition, and everyone would realise how right I was to do so, and crown me King. |
| Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)? | I don't think I've earned any yet. |
| Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN? | Who? |
| Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him? | Again, who? |
| Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.) | Does Amanda know what she is on, or does she just raid the drugstore every morning? |
| Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ? | Iain... I want to have your children. |
| Q47: General comments? | I don't think I've been here long enough to make much sense of this. |