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Person Interviewed: Darth Malum (CL4) [2006-07-18]
| Q1: Where are you from? | Altoona, Pennsylvania | 
| Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF? | Best thing is the people, worst thing, is that I can't blame Hobbie for everything. | 
| Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country? | Dmitri. | 
| Q4: What is your tagline? | (ENT- Trivia)(Artists' Guild ATL) | 
| Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in? | Star Wars all the way | 
| Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts? | I was never around for the 'old' OTF | 
| Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF? | Uh, I'm not really sure... | 
| Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went? | To a galaxy far, far away. | 
| Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF? | Pirates of the Caribbean. Definetly Pirates of the Caribbean. | 
| Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do? | Exactly what Iain does, but more. Perhaps, some Imperial plots.. | 
| Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long? | The support and help of the members is great. | 
| Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms? | I have no idea... | 
| Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"? | Iain. | 
| Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning? | The atmosphere and the people. | 
| Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing? | Nine years ago, I was 6 years old, and in Kindergarten, I believe. | 
| Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you? | Nope. | 
| Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind? | 2005 anniversary, and first coming here. | 
| Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats? | Majin. We are the Doom Duo. | 
| Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime? | We won't tell :P | 
| Q20: What do you think the Senators really do? | Play a round of golf every Tuesday, then hit the bars. | 
| Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like? | A haven of guitars and lightsabers. | 
| Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself? | A lightsaber dueling program. | 
| Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why? | CL7. I feel that is probably the farthest that I will ever go be able to go, if I ever do make it to CL7. | 
| Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most? | Anakin Skywalker | 
| Q25: And which character don't you like? | Jar-Jar Binks | 
| Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do? | Run it exactly as it is now, and abuse HTML | 
| Q27: Who do you know best from OTF? | Uh, probably Brandon, Lee, or KypD | 
| Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like? | Nope | 
| Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life? | Majin. I think we would have some fun together. | 
| Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do? | One word. Lightsaber. | 
| Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain? | I have no idea. | 
| Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report? | Reports from Sector Command. | 
| Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie? | Never. | 
| Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"? | Iain | 
| Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why? | Anakin Skywalker. I've been told that I look like him in a way, and I am loyal to my friends, as he, kind of, was. | 
| Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums? | No comment. | 
| Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree? | I don't really care. | 
| Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity? | Participating in departments. | 
| Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic? | Not much, until I see things changing... | 
| Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders? | I answer any questions they have. | 
| Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win? | If I had a lightsaber, I would pwn all... | 
| Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)? | Uh, I don't think I have one... | 
| Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN? | Yupp. | 
| Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him? | Influence. | 
| Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.) | Favorite goober? | 
| Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ? | What? | 
| Q47: General comments? | Don't stare Iain directly in the eyes. It'll turn you into code. |