Interview of Darth Malum (CL4)

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Person Interviewed: Darth Malum (CL4) [2006-07-18]

Q1: Where are you from? Altoona, Pennsylvania
Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF? Best thing is the people, worst thing, is that I can't blame Hobbie for everything.
Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country? Dmitri.
Q4: What is your tagline? (ENT- Trivia)(Artists' Guild ATL)
Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in? Star Wars all the way
Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts? I was never around for the 'old' OTF
Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF? Uh, I'm not really sure...
Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went? To a galaxy far, far away.
Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF? Pirates of the Caribbean. Definetly Pirates of the Caribbean.
Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do? Exactly what Iain does, but more. Perhaps, some Imperial plots..
Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long? The support and help of the members is great.
Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms? I have no idea...
Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"? Iain.
Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning? The atmosphere and the people.
Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing? Nine years ago, I was 6 years old, and in Kindergarten, I believe.
Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you? Nope.
Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind? 2005 anniversary, and first coming here.
Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats? Majin. We are the Doom Duo.
Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime? We won't tell :P
Q20: What do you think the Senators really do? Play a round of golf every Tuesday, then hit the bars.
Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like? A haven of guitars and lightsabers.
Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself? A lightsaber dueling program.
Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why? CL7. I feel that is probably the farthest that I will ever go be able to go, if I ever do make it to CL7.
Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most? Anakin Skywalker
Q25: And which character don't you like? Jar-Jar Binks
Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do? Run it exactly as it is now, and abuse HTML
Q27: Who do you know best from OTF? Uh, probably Brandon, Lee, or KypD
Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like? Nope
Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life? Majin. I think we would have some fun together.
Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do? One word. Lightsaber.
Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain? I have no idea.
Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report? Reports from Sector Command.
Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie? Never.
Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"? Iain
Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why? Anakin Skywalker. I've been told that I look like him in a way, and I am loyal to my friends, as he, kind of, was.
Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums? No comment.
Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree? I don't really care.
Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity? Participating in departments.
Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic? Not much, until I see things changing...
Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders? I answer any questions they have.
Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win? If I had a lightsaber, I would pwn all...
Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)? Uh, I don't think I have one...
Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN? Yupp.
Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him? Influence.
Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.) Favorite goober?
Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ? What?
Q47: General comments? Don't stare Iain directly in the eyes. It'll turn you into code.