Interview of Balco (CL2)

Person Interviewed: Balco (CL2) [2006-07-18]

Q1: Where are you from?	Springfield, Missouri
Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF?	Best thing - All the cool peeps I've meet here. Worst thing - Hasselhoff needs to join here. As well as Voltron.
Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country?	Well myself naturally since I secrectly I want to be emperor, but I'll be sure to be my friends here in high places.
Q4: What is your tagline?	It's random, it never stays the same. Right now I would say it would be "Andre The Giant sucks. He took away Ichigo."
Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in?	Bleach, I wanna be the hippest Shinigami in all of the land.
Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts?	I was busy getting my foot broken during the days of the old OTF.
Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF?	Um, that we have vending machines now. That's a big plus.
Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went?	I think he's secretly a wrestler in the WWE.
Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF?	I would like a Bleach-themed chatroom.
Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do?	Um give my friends super cool ranks and let them have custom av. Then I would be like CHARLIE MUPRHY in really big letters.
Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long?	People love OTF because it makes all other chats look like Malcom X.
Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms?	A smiley that does the moonwalk.
Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"?	The CIA, they've been secretly ruling OTF since a discussing popped up about who really killed JFK.
Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning?	My friends and the atmosphere.
Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing?	I was busy trying to rule the world, then I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you?	Yes, I had the dishes done one day and then they got dirty in 5 seconds. That's when I realized that Jon "Happened" to me.
Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind?	When the CIA use the ISA to crack down some terrorists and then me, R.Kelly, and FM made the best rap album ever.
Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats?	Ms.Alex, otherwise known as Korny.
Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime?	Tax evasion, Stock Fraud, assassinated Kennedy, etc.
Q20: What do you think the Senators really do?	They read Dr.Suess, drink Juicy Juice, and have naps.
Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like?	Like my apartment right now. But my roommates would be FM and AJ and we would be hating Ballas all the time.
Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself?	Linsday Lohan in a swim suit giving me a back massage. :)
Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why?	CL20, not only because I would have all the cool tools, but it would be the number of the God of Running Backs, Barry Sanders
Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most?	At the moment, Kurosaki Ichigo
Q25: And which character don't you like?	Young Anakin from the prequels.
Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do?	I would give everyone custom avatar, ip, and html. And custom rank.
Q27: Who do you know best from OTF?	Dawn(Cynara), Ms.Alex(Korny), Cristin(Gates), FM, and Keith
Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like?	Yes, it was totally awesome. We used to hang out every week and go eat somewhere. But sine school ended, we haven't seen each other in person since around april, I miss that. :(
Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life?	Ms.Alex
Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do?	I would be like "I'm gonna score some free drinks, what do you want?"
Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain?	They lost their funding.
Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report?	I dunno, I haven't read it yet.
Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie?	Until the Bills win the Super Bowl, no.
Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"?	My Dad.
Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why?	Vader because he likes Coke and I like Coka.
Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums?	I think it's good they got someone in their life, good for them!
Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree?	Nah, i think Vic should have beer bottle thrown at him. Or else, have him clean toilets.
Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity?	Um, chatting, yeah!
Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic?	Not much really, unless he was magically standing behind me. Then I would panic.
Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders?	I just tell them it's a cool chatroom.
Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win?	No one, because David Hasselhoff would win.
Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)?	The only "official" nicknames of mine are the ones I have in RL, and that would be PR.
Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN?	No I didn't, that threw me off guard. I'll have a shot to that.
Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him?	20 years from now, Iain will have his own show on Comedy Central thanks to her.
Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.)	I don't have one.
Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ?	Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Q47: General comments?	White people love Wanye Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.