Interview of Nick Haverson (CL4)

Person Interviewed: Nick Haverson (CL4) [2006-07-19]

Q1: Where are you from?	Anchorage Alaska. Or some hidden corner of OTF. One of the two.
Q2: Best and worst thing about OTF?	Best thing, armory for CL4's! Worst thing, only a L1 armory for CL4's!
Q3: Who out of OTF would you elect the leader of your country?	Anyone dumb enough to promise me Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense.
Q4: What is your tagline?	Changes every time I login according to my whim.
Q5: Which sci-fi/fantasy movie or show would you want to be in?	Outpost Ten-Forward.........ooh, wait, that's a Soap Opera.... Probably Star Wars.
Q6: Are you nostalgic about the "old" OTF? Which parts?	Not really.....I quote Iain here after some changes he made a while back... "Now all vestiges of the Old OTF have been swept away."
Q7: What change do you feel has been most beneficial for OTF?	Hmm.....Well, there have been a lot of them in the past two years, but I think I like the bullet time armory a lot!
Q8: With the appearance of Man In Hat - aka, Mih - and the disappearance of our famed mystery Fleet Admiral, where do you think Octavius Piraeus - aka, "Octagon" - went?	I think he was just a figment of our imagination, or a tool of the penguins.
Q9: What chat themed room would you add to OTF?	Halo, probably. Video games have enormous fan bases.
Q10: If you had IAIN-like Powers in OTF... what precisely would you do?	Hm...Challenge Iain and Jon to a duel to the death. It'd be fun.
Q11: Why do you think OTF has lasted so long?	Me. No, seriously, I think it's entirely because of the members. The features and stuff are nice, but it's really down on all the funny, amusing, interesting, and caring people who make up OTF. I can confidently say that, if Andrew for whatever reason decided to close OTF, we'd reconvene elsewhere, even in an MSN joint convo.
Q12: Which smiley should The Powers That Be include next in the chatrooms?	One that completely captures the horrifying expression on your face when you realize that all your life has amounted to is to become another silhouette on the Penguins armory. sigh
Q13: Who IS/are "The Powers That Be"?	Iain, Jon, Andrew, Brandon?
Q14: What about OTF has kept you returning?	The threat of the Penguins coming to my house in force.
Q15: Where were you nine years ago, and what were you doing?	I haven't the faintest idea.
Q16: Has Jon ever "Happened" to you?	Not to my knowledge. Iain has though =(
Q17: What memories from the last two years stick out most in your mind?	ooh, I dunno. Hmm...
Q18: Who's your partner in crime from these last two years in the chats?	Dmitri.
Q19: What crimes have you committed with this partner in crime?	That'd be telling. I'd have to kill you.
Q20: What do you think the Senators really do?	Plot to take over Trivia. Or retake it. Or whatever.
Q21: If OTF was a real place, what would your quarters look like?	I wouldn't get my own quarters, I'd probably be stuck on someones couch.
Q22: What holodeck program would you make for yourself?	A life?
Q23: If you could choose your own clearance level, which would you want - and why?	CL7, for the avatars and the cooler ranks.
Q24: What sci-fi/fantasy character do you like the most?	That's totally random, switching from OTF to sci-fi/fantasy, lol....
Q25: And which character don't you like?	Again, random
Q26: If you were in charge of OTF for one day, what would you do?	I'd fire Iain, ban him with a TypeX, server ban him, demote him, remove all his accesses, change all the passwords, and then give him twenty minutes to remove all mine. Why? It'd be fun
Q27: Who do you know best from OTF?	Dmitri
Q28: Have you met any OTF Members in real life? If so, what was it like?	I met Majin Kaze at the SW EP. III premiere. It was fun, except I almost got us beat up.
Q29: Of every OTF member you haven't met, who would you most like to meet in real life?	Iain. He has no server access to real life! Ha!
Q30: If you ever met Iain in real life, what would you do?	Run far far away.
Q31: Whatever happened to the Axis of Anti-Iain?	It's still there, biding it's time.
Q32: What's your favourite part of the Blue Report?	The comics, probably.
Q33: Will people ever stop blaming Hobbie?	I think they already have. In fact, it's started to shift from him to Iain! gasp
Q34: Who springs to mind when you hear: "That Man"?	MiH
Q35: Is there a sci-fi/fantasy character that reminds you of yourself? Who, and why?	Not really, I don't like comparing myself to made up characters, they don't have nearly the depth of a real person.
Q36: What's your take on all the imaginary couples (or triplets) popping up in the forums?	I haven't noticed.
Q37: Man In Hat is angry of how Vic Fontaine is treated at OTF. Do you agree?	I don't know?
Q38: What is your favorite OTF activity?	Chatting?
Q39: If Iain goes suddenly quiet in OTF, how much do you panic?	I cower in fear.
Q40: How do you try to explain OTF to outsiders?	I don't =( I'm like, uh......that's nothing. In fact, it's adult materials =(
Q41: If everyone in OTF were to fight in "The Ultimate Showdown of OTF Destiny", who would win?	Iain and Jon would be the last ones standing, whilst I was in the background, waiting for them to be so weak from fighting to a standstill that a L1 finishes them each off. HA!
Q42: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)?	Brandon. That's pretty much it.
Q43: Did you really think that there wouldn't be a question about Naberrie / eirrebaN?	No........
Q44: Naberrie: a moderating influence on Iain, or an inspiration to and encourager for him?	Wilma Flinstone =)
Q45: Who's your "favorite goober"? (We know, we know - Amanda said we had to add this one.)	Um.....I don't know?
Q46: "I don't mind yearbook questions, but this here question is Iain-like!" ?	Grammer he hateds!
Q47: General comments?	Nope! Good job though! Wait, I lied, I guess I -did- have comments. Haha